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Harrison's avatar

I was not a leash kid per se, but my parents did tranquilize me using a variety of tactics and technologies.

I’m Harrison, an ex fine dining industry line cook. My stack "The Secret Ingredient" adapts hit restaurant recipes (mostly NYC and L.A.) for easy home cooking.

check us out:

https://thesecretingredient.substack.com

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Ben Wakeman's avatar

I loved this. I think he could be president today. I would vote for him.

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Anna Schott's avatar

Thanks Ben! That is a terrifying thought!

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Emily Adams's avatar

That photo. So dapper!

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Anna Schott's avatar

Haha, yes— he was dressed as a newsie for the school play.

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erniet's avatar

Sounds like he might be a keeper...but the HR issues? You sure you don't want to trade him in for a different model?😂

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Anna Schott's avatar

Hmmm…

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Jodi Sh. Doff's avatar

That is one cute kid.

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Anna Schott's avatar

🩷

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Larisa Rimerman's avatar

With this kind of resume, your son is definitely fit for the Playground Coordinator and mb even more responsible job! But what to do with 97% of his profile? I love the structure of your one sentence: seven lines as one exhalation. Love, expressed grammatically!

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Anna Schott's avatar

What to do indeed!

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Tim Burns's avatar

We currently have an opening for Playground Coordinator. Duties include telling kids to not hog the monkey bars and allocating time in the sandbox...

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Fred klauber's avatar

What a great kid whom is very much loved by his Mom!🧑‍🌾

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Anna Schott's avatar

It’s true

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